when asked how tall i was i used to say as tall as a lamp post........

the delayed response would be .....

 'cause i'm bright at the top.....

 usually folowed by a silence

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colorectal nurses have no sense of smell?????

subzerostudio wrote: I was thinking about the number of times that I have been asked how tall I am? I was browsing the internet the other day and I found this one and thought it was pretty funny. (In response to a shorter man asking 'Do you play basketball?') "No, are you a jockey?"

 

If its said in an agressive way, which isn't very often anymore or if you want to have a little go at them i say '' sorry i've been your height and i didn't like it''