Given England's poor showing in the Euro-qualifiers, they need my talents! The only snag is my feet are size 17, and in the absence of big enough boots, have to play in trainers which is far from ideal.

Does anyone know a retailer or manufacturer of size 17 Football/ rugby boots?. Walktall only go to 16. Or do you know where a pair can be custom-made without taking out a second mortgage?

Many thanks